Bounty: Tough II a.k.a. 'the Clawrus'

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Vinz_D
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Lid geworden op: 29-03-2012 20:58

Bounty: Tough II a.k.a. 'the Clawrus'

Bericht door Vinz_D » 03-04-2013 17:51

Where the Saurus called Tough II walked onto the pitch before the Chaos Cup final kicked off, a creature nicknamed 'the Clawrus' emerged, once the dust had settled. Appaled by the appearance of this creature in the league, whom they consider to be an abomination, the members of D.A.R.K. (Dwarves Against Ridiculous Killers) have placed a bounty on the head of this Saurus.

Thanks to their financier, the Dwarf team Karaz-a-Karak Killer Bees, the members of D.A.R.K. award $100k to whomever kills Tough II a.k.a. 'the Clawrus', or force this creature into retirement.

Asked for a response on their sponsorship of this bounty, the manager of the Karaz-a-Karak Killer Bees replied with the following statement: "Even though the Claw/Mighty Blow menace becomes a more common sight amongst the chaotic teams, this was up to the final of the Chaos Cup also restricted to those teams. As the members of D.A.R.K. approached us with their suspicions of the Lizard Gods having bribed the Chaos Gods into blessing one of their own, or Nuffle having approved the wrong form from his administration, we could obviously do little else then show our support to their cause. After all, if we don't make a stand here, where will things otherwise end? Trees with Tentacles? Flesh Golems having an even more Disturbing Presence then they have now? D.A.R.K. says STOP! and the Karaz-a-Karak Killer Bees fully agree with them! Preferably *cough, cough*... before we *cough*... have to face him *cough, cough, cough*..."

Obviously, we wish the Karaz-a-Karak Killer Bees manager the best of luck in his battle against the flu.

Dr. Rudolf von Richten
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Lid geworden op: 15-04-2013 11:48

Bericht door Dr. Rudolf von Richten » 15-04-2013 13:26

Het Atoomtijdperk backs up D.A.R.K. bounty

Let it hereby be known that Het Atoomtijdperk will follow the Killer Bees' example and award 100k to the team that forces the so-called 'Clawrus' into permanent retirement and/or death. This abomination, a Saurus player for the Scale Models that the Chaos Gods, in their infinite madness, have seen fit to grow a vicious claw normally seen only on players properly aligned to the forces of Chaos, cannot and should not be suffered to live!
In related news, Het Atoomtijdperk has changed it's allegiance to Malal.

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